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November 20th, 2007
Lisa says I have to update this site twice a day. That’s a tall order, considering I often have trouble finding time to brush my teeth twice a day. (Before breakfast? Doesn’t make sense. After cereal, but before I finish my coffee? Ridiculous. After the first cup of coffee, but before the second or third? And by the time I finish the third cup of coffee, it’s lunchtime. The day is half over – may as well just wait until bedtime to brush them. Good thing I have a website now, so I can maintain my friendships without face to face contact.) Maybe my new daily routine will involve brushing my teeth while I type posts with one hand.
November 20th, 2007 at 7:26 pm
LOVE it! I particularly love that you wrote two sentences and then one GIANT sentence in parentheses.
November 20th, 2007 at 7:27 pm
LOVE it! I really like the one giant sentence in parentheses. Maybe your next post will have 4 sentences? I can hardly wait. Maybe I can read it between flossing and brushing my teeth.
November 20th, 2007 at 7:28 pm
Your posting thing made it seem like the first one didn’t go through. Now I sound like an idiot.
November 20th, 2007 at 7:36 pm
Ummm. . . you will find that the majority of content on this site occurs in parentheses. For non-parenthetical statements, or for writing that actually has thought put into it, I would look elsewhere.