cat named pig

Since I’m on vacation, I can’t be bothered to do too much writing of my own here. This was sent to me by a friend who shares my lack of comfort around dogs. In fact, his discomfort might even exceed my own. His name has been changed to protect him from the scorn of dog-lovers everywhere:

Here’s today’s installment of “Jason’s” Ironic World:

It is stress reduction week here at the law school. I know, already that sounds ironic enough with finals a week and a half away. But wait, it gets better. Today, as part of stress reduction week, is some kind of exposure to animals day. So when I left my class just now, I had to negotiate a gauntlet of several dogs in the hallway. Again, in case you missed it, this is all part of stress reduction week.

I’m thinking of starting a national organization to advocate for the rights of people who don’t like dogs. All I need is some kind of witty slogan.