Variation on a theme
September 23rd, 2008
Siena came out of music class tonight with a large watercolor painting she had made. In addition to some colorful explosions, which I assume are the visual depiction of the percussive instruments they explored in class, there is also a girl wearing a dress, and the words “SIENA AVERY.” The only thing that differentiates this painting from every other work of art she has created in the last two months? Lipstick. Just kidding; doesn’t even make sense. The fact that she painted their names with watercolors instead of writing their names with crayons or markers. Otherwise indistinguishable from a thousand-billion-hundred* other recent pictures of girls in dresses that say SIENA AVERY.
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*Actual number, recently discovered by Siena. Like new species of insects, if you discover them, you get to name them.

September 23rd, 2008 at 8:07 pm
A) That made perfect sense (and was very funny);
B) Those are masterpieces Siena is making - some day everyone will
want a “Siena Avery” original; and
C) Please ask Siena what a thousand-billion-hundred plus a
thousand-billion-hundred is. If you’re going to discover a new
number you should also “discover” a mathematic model relating to
the same.