Actual text message (word-for-word) sent to me on Tuesday night by my beloved husband, after driving Siena to music class:

Daddy: Remember what was on the car from those birds?

Siena: Yeah. Bird crap. [pauses] . . . Why was it crap?

This might not be that funny to you, but when I read it, I laughed the kind of explosive snorting laugh that makes you reach for a tissue to make sure nothing came flying out of your nose.   

3 Responses to “Not a word she uses very often (as far as I know — maybe she saves it for preschool)”

  1. sara Says:

    Were they remembering what the birds that stalk my house left on your car (and on Matt)??

    Also – Avery gets “in trouble” every now and then at Chrysalis for saying, “Oh crap!”

  2. Laura Says:

    To Sara: YES! Those are exactly the birds (and the bird crap) that they were talking about. While I don’t like anything about the idea of you guys moving, at least you will be getting away from those birds.

    To others reading this: Sara’s house is haunted by a murder of crows — first time I’ve ever used that expression — who sit around pooping on anything and everything in the vicinity. It is creepy, and it is disgusting.

  3. Jamie Says:

    Good to know – seeing as how we’re about 20 minutes away from getting in the car to head over to her (Sara’s) house. I’ll bring an umbrella.

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