cat named pig

And take with you the word butt. Also take the words poopy, head-head (I know, I don’t get it either), booty and coo-coo. Because I desperately need to hear a sentence constructed without any of those. Or even just a sentence that isn’t constructed solely of those.

Siena’s latest rainy day project seems to involve discovering every possible combination of those words, all done at top volume. We can’t go thirty seconds without a “POOPY HEAD-HEAD COO-COO BUTT!” or some such. And there have been a lot of thirty-second intervals in this cold, rainy Monday. She’s got to be almost out of new combinations, right?

Right?