cat named pig

Dear Two-Year-Old,

Not every question needs to be answered with “BAH-DO BAH-DO BOOTY.” In fact, most don’t. Just something to consider.

Love,

Mama

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Dear Mama,

BAH-DO BAH-DO BOOTY!

Love,

Elliot

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Dear Four-Year-Old,

Please stop calling your brother a “Bad Boy”. I think he’s a pretty good boy most of the time, except when he tackles the cat. Although, it is pretty funny when he calls you a “Bad Boy” in return. I guess I can see your point.

Love,

Mama

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Dear Elliot,

YOU’RE A BAD BOY!

Siena

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Dear Siena,

NO, YOU A BAD BOY! BAH-DO BAH-DO BOOTY!

Love,

Elliot

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Dear Elliot,

I know! Let’s call Mama a BAD BOY! It will be really funny.

Love,

Siena

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Dear Mama,

YOU A BAD BOY!

Love,

Elliot

P.S. BAH-DO BAH-DO BOOTY!

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Dear Coffee,

I need you. Why so slow this morning? Please brew faster. Your cooperation in this matter will be greatly appreciated.

Sincerely,

Laura

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Dear Mama,

I HAVE A BOOTY! I HAVE A BOOOOO-TY!

Mama’s a bad boy!

BAH-DO BAH-DO BAD BOY! BOOTY!

Love,

Elliot and Siena