Maybe I should explain the Borat swimsuit comment — towards the end of dinner, we told Siena to go put her pj’s on. She kept stalling by coming out with different combinations of things were not on right. One costume change involved a tank top put on upside down, worn more like underwear, and… stretched… up to her ears. It looked uncomfortable, to say the least. I may have said it looked like a Borat swimsuit. (I considered linking to a picture of Borat’s swimsuit for a minute, but then I decided not to do that to you guys. Plus, you already know what I’m talking about. Right?) Don’t ask me how she made that out of a Gap Kids cotton tank.