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And then. . . Elliot announced that he wanted to tell a story. The following is an approximation of what he told, minus a whole bunch of adorable and hilarious that doesn't quite translate to the written paragraph:

One upon a time, there was a girl named NANA [this is what he calls Siena]. And she real bad and a big man came and put her in he backpack. And threw her in the GARBAGE. And Nana say, "Where mine mama and daddy and mine little brother EL-LI-OT?" And he taked her out of the garbage and she seed her mama and daddy and her brother El-li-ot and dey all eat pizza.

He totally needs to take over this blog. The GARBAGE twist puts my version of the story to shame.

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September 23rd, 2009

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Maybe being matter-of-fact is not the best way to handle these hard topics with my sensitive daughter. But she's perceptive, too -- maybe if I hid too much she would see that I was being evasive and then the whole thing would be even more stressful for her. I don't know.

All I know is, I went with my gut, which has been responsible for pretty much every other parenting decision I've made so far, from deciding to get pregnant in the first place to making waaay too many Wall-e cupcakes for Elliot's second birthday. And while some decisions have been better (having the kids) than others (going up a pants size in a week), it feels better to me to be as honest-yet-reassuring as possible rather than hiding grandma's china out of sight and praying my kids never think to ask where my grandmas are.

I guess my question to anyone still reading, if you can prop your eyelids open long enough to type a response, is what do you think when it comes to talking about death with kids. And seriously, where's the chocolate beer.

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