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	<description>confessions of a lapsed perfectionist</description>
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		<title>Oh, hey</title>
		<link>http://catnamedpig.com/2010/07/05/oh-hey/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2010 14:55:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I still have a blog. It&#8217;s still sitting here, just waiting for updates. And the weird thing is, the longer I go without updating, the harder it seems. I used to post about anything from messes my kids made to cat barf, and I never cared. Now it seems like, if I&#8217;m only going to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yet another reason to love Facebook</title>
		<link>http://catnamedpig.com/2010/05/26/yet-another-reason-to-love-facebook/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 17:34:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few weeks ago, I was sitting at the coffee shop, doing some work trying to solve the Important Problem of why my Twitter updates were no longer automatically updating my Facebook status, because people NEED to read my 140-character trivial thoughts yet I don&#8217;t want to type them TWICE, can you IMAGINE the inefficiency?, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Meanwhile, 10,000 awesome Christmas gifts gather dust</title>
		<link>http://catnamedpig.com/2010/01/17/meanwhile-10000-christmas-gifts-gather-dust/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 17:27:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Presenting. . .

Plastic Step Stool Mini-Golf! The ultimate in fun-on-a-budget! (Step stool from Target&#8217;s dollar aisle. Plastic balls from long-deceased ball-sorting toy.)

And then there&#8217;s this:


I made the mistake of letting Siena observe me playing Tetris, which led to the mistake of letting her play Tetris, which turned out to be the parenting equivalent of letting [...]]]></description>
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		<title>For shame</title>
		<link>http://catnamedpig.com/2010/01/05/for-shame/</link>
		<comments>http://catnamedpig.com/2010/01/05/for-shame/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 20:41:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have been called out, both by readers and by my advertising network (Did you notice the ads in the sidebar? Click them and I might be able to buy a latte once a month or so!) for not updating in more than two weeks. What kind of mommyblogger doesn&#8217;t post adorable Christmas photos the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A mental image I will never get tired of</title>
		<link>http://catnamedpig.com/2009/12/01/a-mental-image-i-will-never-get-tired-of/</link>
		<comments>http://catnamedpig.com/2009/12/01/a-mental-image-i-will-never-get-tired-of/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Siena was sick last week and missed school all three days before the Thanksgiving holiday. (The less said about that time of grouchiness and frustration the better.) She went back to school yesterday, and last night at dinner we asked her how it was to be back.
Since boring parental-type questions (like “how was your day?”) [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You know you&#8217;re a parent when. . .</title>
		<link>http://catnamedpig.com/2009/11/19/you-know-youre-a-parent-when/</link>
		<comments>http://catnamedpig.com/2009/11/19/you-know-youre-a-parent-when/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[. . . you get free tickets to the musical Grease for a Wednesday night and you&#8217;re disappointed because you don&#8217;t want to be out late on a school night. (Even though it&#8217;s your kid&#8217;s school night, not yours. But you still have to deal with getting that kid out the door in the morning, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Family portraits, or really expensive Chicken Dance?</title>
		<link>http://catnamedpig.com/2009/10/09/family-portraits-or-really-expensive-chicken-dance/</link>
		<comments>http://catnamedpig.com/2009/10/09/family-portraits-or-really-expensive-chicken-dance/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 18:44:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When you&#8217;re paying someone to take pictures of your family, do you really want to end up with this many  photos of your kids dancing with hands in their armpits? Perhaps we should have intervened and made the kids stop goofing around (as if they would have listened to us). Then again, has the Chicken Dance [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In which I try to pick up a babysitter</title>
		<link>http://catnamedpig.com/2009/08/08/in-which-i-try-to-pick-up-a-babysitter/</link>
		<comments>http://catnamedpig.com/2009/08/08/in-which-i-try-to-pick-up-a-babysitter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 19:38:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The other day at the playground we ran into Siena&#8217;s friend from preschool and her little sister. I looked around for their mom so I could have an excuse for ignoring Siena&#8217;s constant stream of  &#8221;Look, Mama!&#8221; chat with her and didn&#8217;t see her anywhere. Then I saw a high-school-aged girl say something to Siena&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>So I hear there&#8217;s this thing, where you can, like, upload pictures? To the internet?</title>
		<link>http://catnamedpig.com/2009/07/06/so-i-hear-theres-this-thing-where-you-can-like-upload-pictures-to-the-internet/</link>
		<comments>http://catnamedpig.com/2009/07/06/so-i-hear-theres-this-thing-where-you-can-like-upload-pictures-to-the-internet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 02:24:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[But I guess you have to have a few things in order first (I recommend making a list):
1. You have to know where your camera is. I suck at this.
2. You have to have a charged battery in the camera, with enough charged-battery goodness to last the duration of the event you want to document&#8211; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>So I had a birthday, and now I&#8217;m tired: A list</title>
		<link>http://catnamedpig.com/2009/07/03/so-i-had-a-birthday-and-now-im-tired-a-list/</link>
		<comments>http://catnamedpig.com/2009/07/03/so-i-had-a-birthday-and-now-im-tired-a-list/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 21:27:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laura</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You, the reader: Another list? For the love of God, woman, form an actual paragraph already!
Me: I don&#8217;t have to. I&#8217;m thirty.
I may never write in paragraphs again, or use anything other than bullet points to organize my thoughts. Which, at the moment, are mostly about food and birthday parties. That reminds me:

Wednesday night&#8217;s birthday celebration (planned [...]]]></description>
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